I'm Not Eating That Funny Mother's Day Card

Ever feel like your house has turned into a high-stakes courtroom drama? If your wife or partner spends her day adjudicating who touched whose toy first or trying to convince a small person that broccoli isn’t poisonous, this card is for her.

I created this card to celebrate the "Threenager" and "Little Ones" stage, the years of beige food, sibling rivalry and the word "No" being shouted on repeat. It’s a nod to the Mum who handles the "I'm not eating that!" tantrums with (mostly) calm grace. It’s funny, it’s frustratingly relatable and it’s the perfect way to say: "I see how hard you’re working to keep the peace and you’re doing a brilliant job."

This card is perfect for:
• Mother's Day from the kids, a birthday for a "Toddler Mum" or just a survival card for particularly long week of school holidays.

The wording on the card reads, "Mum you were hoping for nice mealtimes and end of day chat but you got "They hit me first" and "I'm not eating that" BUT you are loved and that's a fact!"